"Hot Rock-And-Roll Chick Totally Married"

That is one of my favorite headlines of all time from The Onion.

My t-shirt slogan of the day

Wouldn't it be great if you could just make a t-shirt for the day? Today's would be, "I am my parents' worst nightmare." Mostly for airing my family's dirty laundry on my blog.

My mother would probably not agree. She likes it that I'm finally telling my side of the story -- and standing up for my own feelings and perspectives, especially to the other side of the family. She always lets me know when these entries hurt her feelings, but at least we talk about how we are and how we feel about everything. That's why we're still friends and my father and I are not.