The joke of a few days ago

Jesus comes across a situation that has become dire: The villagers are starting to gather up rocks as they shout, "Adulterer!" at a shamed and weeping woman at the center of the maelstrom.
Jesus says, "Please, people, take a deep breath and stop for a moment! Can't we all just get along?"
When the crowd remains restive, he says, "Okay, since that didn't work, then let only those of you who have never sinned throw stones."
An ancient crone staggers over to the woman with a huge rock, hurls it at her head, and kills her straightaway.
Jesus stamps his foot and says, "God, Mom, sometimes you really piss me off!"